December 2011
November 2011
Funniest Video Thought
Well, for me. I’ll post it in the morning.
Marriage or Job?
Hoping for both. Really is a great paper for Chad though. He’ll finally stop whining.
"I really don't care."
Well, you should. Because we’ve found other rotating spheres.
LUCK and Hard "Work"
I could write out a general algorithm. Definitely a good problem that has been cleared up.
1.) Men are computing machines.
2.) The system is fucked.
3.) Everything is important.
4.) TV sucks ass.
5.) I know a lot more than I let on about how things probably “work”.
NASA
I love NASA.
IUD Removal
“He was cutting at my cervix.”
So fucking stupid.
IUD
What the fuck?
Doula
Nuff said.
No More Doctors
Mom wants me to get a pelvic exam. Fuck them. “Oooo, she’s mixed, let’s all take notes.”
I didn’t have a yeast infection.
HYSTERECTOMY ALTERNATIVES AND AFTEREFFECTS →
FACT: Hysterectomy’s damage is life-long. Among its most common consequences, in addition to operative injuries are:
heart disease
loss of sexual desire, arousal, sensation
weight gain
osteoporosis
bone, joint and muscle pain and immobility
painful intercourse, vaginal damage
displacement of bladder, bowel, and other pelvic organs
urinary tract infections, frequency, incontinence
...
My Mom's Family
Big on reconstructive surgery and the like. Really fucking stupid.
Hi, I'm Your Daughter
2 + 2 = 4
Give Karl My Notes
Regurgitate my information and then it will be fact.
Noise
Mother’s lifespan. Decisions and present effects.
Estrogen loss from fat reduction.
Fuck it, she knows what she’s doing. I’ll just stop caring. And then I’ll get beat over the head with a club.
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Ugh...
Tired. Exhausted. Have to recalibrate my brain patterns because the family is going to fast now.
So much bullshit.
Don’t get angry. You read it, your loss.
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Why don't we
Stop scientists from censoring the truth from the public.
“We’re very sensitive to the emotional stress that athletes have to endure.”
– Doctor
“I’m ready to go in coach, just give me a chance!”
– Ace Ventura, Pet Detective
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Everything Looks Like A Penis
Chad: Doesn't that building look like a penis?
Me: WTF?
“Naomi”
– Chad
“Pear — Tree of female baby’s birth.”
– Pear
“Satan (Hebrew: הַשָׂטָן ha-Satan), “the opposer”,[1] is the title of...”
– Satan
“In Greek mythology, the Sirens (Greek singular: Σειρήν Seirēn; Greek plural:...”
– Siren
You want me to be nicer?
Wow, fuck you.
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Why Big Noses
Because back in her day, she was made fun of for having a big nose and being fat.
Kind of like how I was made fun of for not showing my tits.
To Mum
Junior High School (before William) in a nut’s shell.
