Writing a new web page and some Java projects… Aaaaand the ISP is overcrowded. Typical.
Father of the Bride. …I follow Steve Martin’s Twitter. *teary eyes*
Swept the Driveway
I just swept one of the longest driveways in Southern California.
Maybe Tomorrow Night!
Gonna go nest searching in the morning. I know which direction. Just gotta look for poop pellets.
I think I just talk-played with an owl chick.
I want tacos or bagel bites or something, but nothing like that in this house.
I’m lying in bed imagining that awesome party going on. Chad would never go. :/
Get angry.– Mom (On dealing with a broken heart)
Clock Watcher & Time Keepers
I’m really good at this.
Are you done yet?
I have this fantasy that my boyfriend has set up a marriage proposal. He is blogging and has iteratively been romantic, yet asshole-ish, but then I get what he’s hinting at. Like how we would have sex while the dog and cats were in the room. I feel like my parents know and are keeping everything separate because it’s between them and my boyfriend. This is messing with me, because now...
Where's that Chimp Photo
When I need it.
Gynecological exam. I had one when I was with my first boyfriend. I don’t remember how or why that came up. It was my mother’s bidding. I don’t remember when he gave me that ring. I had no idea what was going on. I have to get another one again. It is my mother’s bidding. I don’t sleep around.
I have suffered much...
I am delirious.
OPEN THE DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR! IN THE NAME OF KING ARTHUR OPEN THE DOOR!– Sir Galahad
My progress in switching the order of things in here is taken as movement in a “productive” direction by my parents. It’s tricky.
My Mother's Bedspread
IT KILLS ME. I HATE IT. GO AWAY.
This pink carpet in here is seen only in the Master bedroom.
Mild Vegas smell in here now. I really have no idea about nicotine smoke being a decent pesticide.
To My Boyfriend
Poor because they’re stupid or poor because shit happened.
The Way I See It
Mom wants to be pampered more. Dad is worried about that weird money thing from oh so long ago in past. Mom wants to be skinny. Dad doesn’t say shit. They both need to have wild sex again. ?
My Mom is Fat and My Dad is an "Asshole"
Ashtray of the Trophy Gods
Stop fucking with my head.
Moooooooooooom! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.– Me
Natural insecticides, such as nicotine, pyrethrum and neem extracts are made by plants as defenses against insects. Nicotine based insecticides are still being widely used in the US and Canada though they are barred in the EU.
Chagas, the New "Kissing" Disease, is More Common... →
Two forms of Chagas disease are observed in dogs: acute and chronic. Some dogs enter an extended period, from months to years, where no symptoms develop. However, during the asymptomatic period, there is a progressive and insidious development of the parasite, leading to the degeneration and inflammation of the heart, which can eventually cause heart failure and death. Symptoms include: Acute...